That awkward moment when…

…most of the people I fangirl with/ recommend smut fics to, are not only about ten years younger than me but also pretty much the same age as my nephew (who I treat like a baby most of the time, even though he hates it XD) 

Totally working on an M rated Barnabas/Julia fic on my other computer. Hang in there! -Miss Xandria (;

ASDFGHJKL I CAN’T WAIT TO READ IT!!!

haha I know what you mean! lol I’ve written several one shots…. but I haven’t uploaded them yet… but ya… I don’t understand why there are so few!!! >.

O_O Are you going to upload them though? I really hope so! I need more Barnalia!!

I would just like to share this with everyone…

twice-as-drunk:

Fight club is my new favourite film! I will never watch any other film ever again! I don’t think I am ever going to get those screams out of my head! God Helena! You can go all Marla on me any day!

I just realized you might like this gif I made a while ago:

helena-bonham-carters-cheekbones:

but Johnny so calm yet Tilena’s like having a fit

Johnny looks at Helena like ‘Dafuq are you?’ XD

helena-bonham-carters-cheekbones:

but Johnny so calm yet Tilena’s like having a fit

Johnny looks at Helena like ‘Dafuq are you?’ XD

(Source: strangestlifeiknow, via dr-hoffmansdrink)

Barnalia smut writers, where are you hiding?

Seriously…its been over a week since the last M-rated Barnabas/Julia fanfiction was uploaded on ff.net…WHYYYYYY?

It’s moments like this when I wish I was a writer…well I also wish my english skills would be better…

However, there’s a lovely T-rated Barnalia fic called  You Left Me No Choice by  neverlandisaplacefaraway

There are probably a couple of people hating me right now because I tagged this Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Barnabas Collins, Julia Hoffman and Dark Shadows (I know the original DS fans aren’t happy when I do this) I’m really sorry but I’m also kind of desperately waiting for new fanfics…

helenabcgoddess:

OMH. WITH KRISTEN STEWART AND SHE’S SMILING AND OMH u_u 

Its photoshopped! Here’s the original:

helenabcgoddess:

OMH. WITH KRISTEN STEWART AND SHE’S SMILING AND OMH u_u 

Its photoshopped! Here’s the original:

helenabcgoddess:

He looks in love :3 Normal, after all <3

helenabcgoddess:

He looks in love :3 Normal, after all <3

(via fuckit-myguidingphilosophy)

helenaverse:

I suppose she lives on the bathroom…

(Source: helenation, via fuckit-myguidingphilosophy)